Crowley
Mercenary
The Magnificent Renowned Drunk
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Post by Crowley on Dec 7, 2007 14:15:47 GMT -6
(OoC: Haha, this is hilarious.)
Crowley was feeling a bit wuzzy and somewhere from the crowd he heard a voice, he didn't really heard what it was saying but it drew his attention. And there was that mage dude from the other group.
"Aaah! Mage dude!" He turned his attention to the bartender:
"Give this man a drink!" He then smiled at Zeiss while taking a swag from his pint.
"Beautiful evening, no? I was just telling how I defeated Roland. Me and that archer. It was hard, but, you know, me and my thrusty sword..." He grinned and also made a sexual remark by grabbing his crotch and saying:
"Or should I say spear? AHA!" The crowd laughed and roared, and the girls fainted. Crowley laughed and yelled:
"A toast! A toast to the fine people of Ostia, me and Wylie!" He pointed to his friend who was busy climbing some stairs with some... women? Atta boy! Crowley grinned.
"And now, fine folks, I have some business to do, with this man here." He sat down next to Zeiss, and asked.
"So, tell me, what's yer business?"
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Zeiss
The "Before" years
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"I herd u liek Lotus Tilez?"
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Post by Zeiss on Dec 7, 2007 16:43:11 GMT -6
Zeiss still had a proffesional smile about him. 'I was planning to help you and your friend with this assassin issue in Erturia, but I see it has been taken care off. Correct?'
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Crowley
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Post by Crowley on Dec 8, 2007 14:16:31 GMT -6
Crowley was starting to feel uneasy...
"...Correct! Yes! Huge success! Haha!" He raised his mug once again and the crowd followed his example, cheering once more and started to sing some kind of song. They were easily distracted.
"We're heading back to Santaruz, now. As I said. Santaruz. -hic-" He burped in Zeiss' face.
"Sorry for that." He coughed. And sneezed.
"And for that. Sorry."
"Hic."
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Zeiss
The "Before" years
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Post by Zeiss on Dec 8, 2007 14:40:04 GMT -6
'That's quite alright.' Zeiss said wiping his face off. So, this fool is good for something after all. Though off course he could just be drunken enough that he is mistaken... I'll confirm the complete story in the morning from his companion. In the meantime I'll play along, looks like i'm stuck with this alcholic man for some time. Zeiss sat down next to crowley, accepted the drink and sang alongside the crowd.
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Wylie
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Post by Wylie on Dec 9, 2007 18:03:50 GMT -6
Wylie woke with light streaming through the window into his face. He looked to either side and found two women snuggled up to him as well. A huge smile broke out over his face he rested his head back to just enjoy the moment.
15 minutes of bliss later, when the girls were just stirring, he heard a massive shout from below.
"YOU GIRLS GET DOWN HERE AND START SERVING BREAKFAST!! NOW!!!! OR YOU'RE OUT ON YOUR ARSES!!!"
They both sat bolt upright and then instantly jumped out of bed and began dressing.
"Sorry babe, thats Milo the owner," one of them said, hurriedly. "We gotta get to work." They left a still half-asleep Wylie with a smile and a kiss on the cheek before exiting.
"I have to thank Crowley when I see him," Wylie laughed to himself, before working up the energy to get out of bed as well. Breakfast beckoned.
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Crowley
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Post by Crowley on Dec 10, 2007 6:04:14 GMT -6
The yelling and the girl hurrying down the stairs awakened Crowley. He looked at the place he was lieing. A stair? He felt awfully chilly at his legs. He turned around, lieing on his back now, only to see his briefs up, and his pants down. And then he remembered.
He too, had planned on getting off with a girl, but he was too smashed so he had only made it to the stairs. Obviously the girl had not bothered to get him into a room.
"Woah. This sucks." He pulled up his pants and went downstairs again. He placed himself at one of the tables. A few people greeted him and smiled. He didn't recognize them. Luckily most people had left the inn, before the 'stair' accident. He still had some respect here and there, then.
"Tell me, good man, I hope you have bacon?"
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Zeiss
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Post by Zeiss on Dec 10, 2007 6:24:10 GMT -6
Zeiss and his girl came downstairs at their leisure. 'Goodmorning, crowley. So, are we going to move onto Santuraz right now or what?'
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Crowley
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Post by Crowley on Dec 10, 2007 11:50:15 GMT -6
"Myesh, fwli gfets here mph mph." Crowley tried to speak with his mouthful of bacon. He had to keep his mouth open because it was hot bacon, and he wanted to cool it without spitting it out. He swallowed it.
"Yes. If Wylie gets here."
He picked some flesh from between his teeth and ate it.
"Tasty."
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Wylie
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Post by Wylie on Dec 10, 2007 20:31:34 GMT -6
"Morning," Wylie said while yawning upon entering the room. He saw Crowley and some other guy he vaguely remembered as "mage dude" sitting at a table eating breakfast, and headed over to them.
As soon as he was seated one of the girls he was with last night put a plate of food in front of him with a smile.
"Thanks," Wylie said after her and stared as she walked away.
"Oh!" he said, forgetting Crow's companion. "I'm Wylie," he said while offering his hand.
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Zeiss
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Post by Zeiss on Dec 10, 2007 23:58:01 GMT -6
'The names Zeiss.' Zeiss said shaking the hand.
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Wylie
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Post by Wylie on Dec 11, 2007 6:26:28 GMT -6
(OoC: Eight words? Come on man, gimme something to work with. Wylie resumed eating before turning once again to Zeiss. "We're on our way to Santaruz to pick up our payment for sorting out Lord Yeo's assassin problems in the Etrurian mages' academy. Are you coming there with us?" Then, addressing both of them, "So how do you two know eachother?"
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Crowley
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Post by Crowley on Dec 12, 2007 3:56:21 GMT -6
"I don't... actually. I met him briefly when travelling with the archer that helped me defeat Roland. There was some kid there, who ran away, and this fellow here, followed the little kiddy."
Crowley chewed on some more bacon.
"What happened to that boy anyway?"
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Zeiss
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Post by Zeiss on Dec 12, 2007 6:07:10 GMT -6
'He's sick, after you three got him to run away. I had to leave him with the guy who found us in Araphan. But that's all in the past now.' Zeiss said disinterested. 'So Wylie, will you join our cause? We could use your help.'
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Wylie
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Post by Wylie on Dec 13, 2007 1:43:18 GMT -6
"Well before I do anything, I want to get to Santaruz," Wylie replied. "But after that, you'll have to fill me in. What cause?"
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Crowley
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Post by Crowley on Dec 13, 2007 13:38:48 GMT -6
"Oh yeah, remember me slayin' Roland? That's what the guys do. Travelling. Killing the heroes. Appareantely they are some kind of zombies threatening the world. It's well payed. Believe me. I looted half Ostia as a reward for killing Roland. I'm betting I don't even have to pay this breakfast." He looked at the bartender and asked.
"Do I?"
"No"
"You see?" He said to Wylie.
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