Embarrassment and Posterity

[Isabel]

This conversation happened today, over Skype, regarding the current chaos that is the arena event.

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Jya: Hey!
Jya: Got an escape plan?
Myself: Well, I was kind of hoping we could grab Valcrist, you know, mid-battle recruit-style, and then open a space-time portal, grab some guns... Hit Richter with a rocket launcher... And then fly off in a helicopter.
Myself: And that is what I call "Plan A".
Myself: So, just go and have Jya assassinate the space-time continuum and we're set!
Jya: What's Plan B
Myself: Well, I don't want to spoil anything, but it involves giraffes, graffiti, and an entire city's worth of frozen yogurt.
Jya: Yum!
Myself: Can I just go and put this conversation in the Posterity thread?
Jya: Sure
Myself: Sweet.
Jya: Exactly :3
Myself: Where is it...?
Myself: It seems to have fallen off the face of the board.
Myself: FOUND IT
Myself: It was hiding.

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tl;dr: I'm an idiot.

[Calvin Toros]

SEEMS LEGIT.

[Wyatt]

Lumino Zero 11:00 pm
Man, Nate must have gotten stuck at another surprise D&D game

Nick ******** 11:01 pm
How do you have surprise D&D game?

Lumino Zero 11:01 pm
Roll Initiative.

Nick ******** 11:02 pm
el oh el

Lumino Zero 11:02 pm
:-P

Lumino Zero 11:02 pm
Seriously though, I dunno, but he's used that excuse twice this week, so I wouldn't be surprised to see it again

Nick ******** 11:03 pm
"Hey Nate..."
*whips out dice*
"We're playing D&D, prepare your anus"

Lumino Zero 11:03 pm


Nick ******** 11:03 pm
That was the first image that popped into my head >.>

Lumino Zero 11:03 pm
I need to change one letter to make that hilariously awkward

[Aeros]

The following atrocity occurred between 12:32 and 12:39 AM, on Friday, January 11, 2013.

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Nayru: Fun fact: over 1000 windows come under attack by birds in a year. SAVE A WINDOW TODAY. SHOOT A BIRD.

Zach: Kill two stones with one bird.

Aeros: Fun fact: there was once a secret, underground society of windows. It began as a simple place for windows to box, but it became so much more...oh so much more.

There came the day when one enterprising window--stained glass from its numerous matches--came upon an astonishing fact: while windows can box, a tin can, too.
So the windows prioritized, first shielding unsuspecting doggies with waggly tales from insane buyers...and, with the advent of television, auditioning for commercials--

Kazane: Urrrrgh.

Aeros: in which they were sprayed with foul chemicals and told to attack unsuspecting humans. But this gag quickly grew old; even so, the windows found their true calling entirely by mistake.

Kazane: Aeros, I am about to see if I can Cbox Ban you for making those puns.
They should be against the Geneva Convention.

Aeros: An error in the directing--a severe error, nobody's sure how someone can mess up a cliche THAT BADLY--caused a bird to fall to the window. The clever window, reacting quickly, made it seem the other way around: that the bird was, astonishingly, purposefully flying into the window.
The other windows marvelled. How had this enterprising slider done it? And so he explained...and, alongside other clever windows, found their calling.

Labelle: Cbox bans? those are easy to do. now with the shoutbox we don't even have to leave the page

Aeros: Destroying the race know as "birds" through a smear campaign, in which they would attack unsuspecting birds while fooling watching humans into mistaking them for victims. BUT we must not fall prey to these machinations. We must wipe clean our erroneous feud with birds...and we must always watch, in case the windows begin to plot again.

Zach: Should you be awarded, or burnt alive for that?

Aeros: If that had gone on any longer, I would have asked you to ban me myself. e_e

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No, I don't know where all that came from. I really, really don't want to know. e_e

[Wyatt]

Clair talking about a particularly dramatic post I made on AWay:

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Man. She fell out of the Emo tree and hit every branch on the way down tonight.

Then it fell on her


Literally cracked me up for five minutes.

[Cen]

A discussion on Fire Emblem: Nocturne, started as a chain of events from a character seeing magic for the first time.

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Khasar: The first incarnation of Calvin rises. 8 minutes ago

Djute: Thus begins the summoning 8 minutes ago

Djute: All because Djute is terrified of Elder magic 6 minutes ago

Zacharia: The Calvening is upon us. 5 minutes ago

Djute: I'm quivering 5 minutes ago

Khasar: Calvin gets sent back in time like Zach, and gathers the followers through his chaos, he is brought down, but not until he eradicates the Taguel, and ruins Dragon and Human relations. 5 minutes ago

Khasar: Those followers bring him back through the second summoning in WoTW. 5 minutes ago

Djute: If that doesn't happen, we've done something wrong 4 minutes ago

Khasar: I gave myself chills 4 minutes ago

Kaelu: You can't eradicate the Taguel, we're too cute and fluffy *puppy-dog eyes* 3 minutes ago

Djute: You've obviously never met the Insane Lord of Chaos and Death, Calvin. 3 minutes ago

Zacharia: This makes me think of what will happen. 2 minutes ago

Khasar: Also Friendship, but mostly He's the Lord of Chaos, Death, and Woman's studies. 2 minutes ago

Kaelu: Decimates is okay, you just need a single pair 2 minutes ago

Djute: He dabbles in Ichthyology 1 minute ago

Kaelu: Taguel breed like rabbits *grins* 1 minute ago

Kaelu: The study of fish?! I might love this guy! 1 minute ago

Khasar: No one wants you eradicated. It's just a danger. 1 minute ago

Djute: 'cept Bear Taguel. They're a dying race. 1 minute ago

Khasar: He also teaches break dancing at the local community center to help the elderly stay in shape.

Kaelu: *snickers* 1 minute ago

Zacharia: The break part is the bones.

[Kelvin H. Calderon]

A little conversation we had about "IRL"


Djute: I'm back from the outside world.


Zacharia: Is it true Uncle DJ? Is there really anything out there?


Djute: Nope. Stay inside


Julius Kailas: IRL? I heard about that game. Amazing graphics, other than that it blows


Djute: The game randomly generates your stats, and the dexterity stat they gave me is bogus.


Djute: I mean seriously? -3?


Zacharia: There are ways to up your stats, or so I've heard.

Zacharia: But man are they difficult to use if your stats are low.


Manis: Wait what game you guys talking about?


Djute: But they make it harder for some people. Random disabilities, they call them.


Djute: IRL


Soleil: My charisma stat is terrible. Good thing I balanced it with that Humor Feat.

Zacharia: My only perk currently is Pungeonmaster.


Soleil: Only seems to work when dealing with male characters...


Djute: My charisma is high, but they gave me the "Can't talk to women" trait.

Julius Kailas: Oh man, I hate the "lol tan? NOPE YOU WILL BURN" trait

Soleil: That is more fitting for me actually, what you said Djute.


Djute: Yeah, that one sucks too. I went for some realism with the "impaired vision" trait, but I'm regretting it now.


Zacharia: I thought they changed the name for that trait in the last patch, Julius.

Djute: Yeah, they switched it to "inevitable skin cancer"


Soleil: I put all my resistance points to cold. Now I die in any Hot dungeons.

Julius Kailas: Djute, you gotta use the impaired vision to counter the "Can't talk to women" trait


Zacharia: Whoever thinks of the names for some of these is a real wackjob.

Manis: I looked it up and all I got was "girl games"

Zacharia: pfpfp


Julius Kailas: I heard they spend their days on the internet


Djute: Oh really? I just keep using "future alcoholic" but it all it's earned me is a few titles.


Soleil: I also put too many points to the "Obscure References" Feat.

Julius Kailas: "Daddy issues" works better than "future alcholic"


Soleil: It's a contributor for that "Can't talk to women trait."


Djute: Same, though it earned me the random memory perk.

Zacharia: I'm sure you guys have plenty of good perks available, you just gotta unlock them.


Djute: That's the problem. The dev keeps randomizing the unlock conditions and won't tell us what they are.

Soleil: "Self-Deprecating Narcissist" works better as well.


Julius Kailas: I think we all just unlocked the "We're going to hell for this" acheivement


Soleil: Or either of those combined perks separately.

[Zacharia]

14 Sep 14, 21:06
Elias: Zach's bretty gud, I'd trust him

14 Sep 14, 21:06
Elias: Just far away

14 Sep 14, 21:06
Elias: While I'm wearing protective gear

[Ulai]

Zach: but yelling things is fun
[10:57:34 PM] Sel: Don't tell me what's fun
[10:57:59 PM] Zach: just try and stop me you sow
[10:58:23 PM] Sel: I'm driving to whichever damn Virginia you live in
[10:58:39 PM] Sel: West, or plain
[10:58:47 PM] Zach: vanilla virginia
[11:01:22 PM] Sel: I prefer chocolate
[11:02:00 PM] Zach: Chocolate's alright, I personally prefer Vanilla
[11:02:38 PM] Sel: I actually prefer vanilla, I was being facetious for the sake of humor
[11:03:28 PM] Zach: Wow, I'm offended that you lied to me
[11:03:42 PM] Sel: You should be

[Clair Feldsky]

Feld mobile: There'll be no tipping any scaly, if we all know what's best for us.
10 Mar 16, 15:55
Richter Mobile: Tipping the scales of balance
10 Mar 16, 15:55
Richter Mobile: Jabal will be dragon this ship down to the depths

10 Mar 16, 15:53
Zachypoo: you're one to talk, oar should i say make puns about boat-related things
10 Mar 16, 15:53
Feld mobile: Zach, that was repunnant. You should be ashamed of yourself.
10 Mar 16, 15:51
Feld mobile: Fhey'd have to get divers to get the scraps and be draggin' it all back to the beach.

10 Mar 16, 15:50
Zachypoo: boat DAMN if it wouldn't be funny
10 Mar 16, 15:50
Feld mobile: It might just shatter my confidence.
10 Mar 16, 15:50
Feld mobile: I have a sinking feeling about that, Jabal.
10 Mar 16, 15:49
Feld mobile: If she does, she will braid it and put ribbons in it.
10 Mar 16, 15:49
Richter Mobile: Hopefully he doesn't turn into a dragon on the boat

10 Mar 16, 15:49
Zachypoo: good
10 Mar 16, 15:49
Feld mobile: She's gonna come back with a beard.
10 Mar 16, 15:48
Feld mobile: Loreley is going to be so surrounded by masculinity. XD
10 Mar 16, 15:47
Richter Mobile: It's decided. Jabal will go on this trip
10 Mar 16, 15:46
Feld mobile: I have overtly stated that Lore's time continuum is going out the window for this thread. Lol

10 Mar 16, 15:45
Zachypoo: i hear the weather's fair on Fun Buns island this time of year

Richter Mobile: "I'm the lizard wizard who hates a blizzard!"

10 Mar 16, 16:00
Twilightfairy(work): In case of pirates throw jab-ball
10 Mar 16, 16:00
Richter Mobile: "Who knows what'll happen in the heat of the moment?"

10 Mar 16, 16:00
Zachypoo: better that than a water dragon
10 Mar 16, 16:00
Richter Mobile: "I'm all fired up!"

10 Mar 16, 15:59
Twilightfairy(work): *I missed all of those puns.
10 Mar 16, 15:59
Richter Mobile: If Jabal was a fire dragon, I'd just have him make puns while he fought
10 Mar 16, 15:59
Feld mobile: He reused a pun.
10 Mar 16, 15:59
Feld mobile: I think this means Richter buys next round of drinks

10 Mar 16, 15:59
Twilightfairy(work): The other dragon on board doesn't want to drown. Please no transformation.
10 Mar 16, 15:58
Richter Mobile: Alright, this is getting a little long in the tooth
10 Mar 16, 15:58
Feld mobile: Is that the tooth?
10 Mar 16, 15:58
Feld mobile: I think it was a fair exchange.
10 Mar 16, 15:58
Richter Mobile: They'll be fangtastic, of course
10 Mar 16, 15:57
Richter Mobile: Jabal will claw his way onto the boat and tell everyone tails of his journeys

10 Mar 16, 15:57
Zachypoo: #Rude

10 Mar 16, 15:57
Zachypoo: wow be more inclusive of the scalies, they're people too

10 Mar 16, 15:45
Feld mobile: Ohhh.... I'd be game. Lol

10 Mar 16, 15:44
Humilde: It's a pleasure.
10 Mar 16, 15:44
Richter Mobile: Maybe THIS is what I'll have Jabal do
10 Mar 16, 15:44
Feld mobile: French buns island?

10 Mar 16, 15:44
Gidd the Devil: hi there hum

10 Mar 16, 15:44
Humilde: Sup, Gidd.

10 Mar 16, 15:43
Humilde: Sup, Jak.
10 Mar 16, 15:43
Feld mobile: Lore isn't sure what to make of Emil, but sees it as a big break for her explorer career

10 Mar 16, 15:43
Gidd the Devil: hi jak
10 Mar 16, 15:43
Richter Mobile: Brioche Island

10 Mar 16, 15:43
Zachypoo: before they can go to the dread isle they gotta stop by the bread aisle
10 Mar 16, 15:43
Jak: Heyo
10 Mar 16, 15:43
Richter Mobile: Get ready for what lurks beneath

10 Mar 16, 15:43
Gidd the Devil: hi guys
10 Mar 16, 15:42
Richter Mobile: Ooh, more stuff needs to happen on the Dread Isle
10 Mar 16, 15:42
Feld mobile: Crew sail free, but everyone packs their own lunch.
10 Mar 16, 15:41
Feld mobile: Emil offering a cruise to the dread isle and beyond.
10 Mar 16, 15:39
Richter Mobile: What is the Adventure thread?