Who-Is-That-Guy? (Rogus comical fake alt)
Mar 16, 2014 17:35:24 GMT -6
Post by Rogus on Mar 16, 2014 17:35:24 GMT -6
Name: Who is that Guy goes by many a name, often times it is Fred, but most know him as "Who Is That Guy?"
Class: Ambiguous (Arguably Camel Cavalier.)
Gender: Although Who is That Guy is referenced to as male, his gender is truly ambiguous as he no one knows he/she looks like, even his voice is just light enough to be a woman, just light enough to be a man's.
Age: Who is that guy says he is 384, but he often jokes that he never said that he counts by years or months.
Appearance: Who is That Guy is a master of disguise, and can be anyone walking down the street at any given time. He is most often recognized by those who have spoken with him as a robed figure with a mask covering his features that bears a question mark.
Personality: He is deeply sarcastic, but loves to play multiple personality roles for a giggle. He can be nice, loving, mean, good, evil, chaotic, childish, flirtatious, or any number of other descriptions of one's personality, but is mostly characterized as fickle and strangely obsessed with the game twenty questions. He loves camels. If you see a camel, likely Who is that guy is observing it too.
Born in: He says he was born smack dab in the middle of the borders of Ilia, Sacae, Etruria, Lycia, and bern,(despite such an impossibility) and his accent seems to be ambiguous to all the nations. He has been known to state that he loves Nabata. (probably due to the abundance of camels there.)
History: Are you kidding? No one knows about his past except from particularly outlandish stories he says are either false, or a lie. One of the more believable stories is that he became ambiguous when a king of nabata (wut?) found him riding his favorite camel; the king photographed the man's face mentally, and painted it. He posted wanted posters all over Nabata's many tree's (wut), and cities(wut), and offered a reward of an exorbitant fee to bring the King's camel riding criminal to justice! However, before anyone could see them, as the king had painted them all, and posted them all, completely by himself. Who is That guy painted a white Question mark and black background over all of them. Somehow, no one saw the true face, and the king, out of grief, threw himself from one of Nabata's magestic granite cliffs.(wut) His camel was missing from the king's sand castle a day later.
Who is that Guy is wanted ambiguously by all factions by default; oddly enough the means of capture and price on his head is ambiguous.
Note: Anywhere he is sighted is immediately attacked by armies, then zombies, and then finally swallowed into the ground; hence why the real reason Ostia was destroyed, as he was last seen there. Many of the scholars devoting their lives to this case of ambiguity are stumped to where he is. Some believe he died in Ostia, others think he is hiding on Valor, the dread Isle, which would explain why the place is so weird. Who knows? He might just be that Npc bartender you just bought a drink from. No one knows.