Best. Fire Emblem. Fan-fic. EVER!

[Dirk Karavalenge]

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[Crowley]

Ah and so it begins.

[Matthias]

begins? More like continues...

[Darius]

Great! He's distracted! Now I can make my escape! *Flees*

[Crowley]

Yes, Matthias, you're right

And Darius! Get back here!

[Alan]

Now look what you did, Bunny: He thinks he actually has a chance now. That's jus cruel. ;D

[Matthias]

I'm sorry, I can't help it.

<.<

Those who know better have already given him up. I've not qualms about feeding Alan the occasionally newbie...

[Darius]

*Sighs* I thought it was a trick.

[Aeros]

I'll try to repost it, for you that want to see...

[Aeros]

Narrator: The apprentice tactician Anasa and the young swordfighter Lyn. A strange pair on an even stranger journey. To prepare for the long road ahead, they go to Bulgar, the commercial center of Sacae. Unbeknownst to Lyn, she will discover something that will alter her life forever. Something...in the Twilight Zone.

-Chapter 1: Footsteps of Fate-

Lyn: Anasa! Over here! This is Bulgar, the biggest city in all of Sacae. We should purchase supplies for our journey.
Sain: Oh, my heart! What a dazzling vision of loveliness!
Lyn: Hm?
Sain: You look like someone...Oh, yeah! You look like my next girlfriend!
Lyn: Where are you from, sir knight, that you would use a pick-up line as lame as that?
Sain: Ha! I thought you'd never ask! I am from Lycia. I hail from the Caelin canton, home to men of passion and fire...and big hands!
Lyn: Shouldn't that be "home to callow oafs with loose tongues"?
Sain: Oh! I love a woman who plays hard-to-get!
Lyn: Let's go, Anasa. I've nothing more to say.
Me: Would you like some Aloe Vera? Cause you just got BURNED!!!
Sain: NOOOOOOO!!! T_T
*Kent appears*
Kent: Sain! Hold your tongue!
Sain: Dude! What's up?
Kent: We are knights of Caelin, Sain, and knights of Caelin do not say "dude".
Sain: They do now that Anasa's writing the script!
Lyn: Excuse me! You're blocking the road. If you would be so kind as to move your horses...
Kent: Of course. My apologies...
Lyn: Thank you. You, at least, seem honorable.
Me: Indeed. @_@
Kent: Oooookaaaay? *is a little creeped out*
Wait! *looks at Lyn* Pardon me, but...you resemble someone.
Lyn: Not this again! Let's get out of here, Anasa!
Me: *snap!*
Kent: Wait, please!
Sain: A shame, huh? She didn't buy it when I used that line, either.
Kent: YOU! Don't you realize who she is?!
Sain: Yeah, she's a total babe!
Kent: NO! She's the one we've been looking for!
Sain: You're darn right, she is! But, I get her first, okay?
Kent: YOU IDIOT!!!!!!! SHE'S THE ONE THE MARQUESS SENT US TO FIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sain: Oh.....0_0 Oops.

((There you go.))

[Alan]

Well I've read worse, and as far as comedy goes it could be fun (I like that Kent is so uptight that getting a hold of the script and godmodding still can't change his attidute).

[anasa]

Why, thank you! ^_^ Hi! This is Anasa, the creator of Fractured Emblem. I thank those of you who liked it and beg you to not take it too seriously. It's just a silly little spoof I wrote to save a dead topic, and shouldn't be considered a fan-fiction at all.

For those of you who don't despise me for it, I'm going to post the entire Fractured Emblem series up to this point on this site, along with my "You know you're addicted to Fire Emblem when..."

[Alan]

A Yaoi fangirl, you know, everybody talks about them like they're the spawn of Satan but they're not that bad.

[Crowley]

Not my cup of tea, but readable.

[Tobias]

It UBER-PWNS!!! I wish I had gotten that idea first...