Asura's Wrath
Apr 1, 2012 4:26:23 GMT -6
Post by Linius on Apr 1, 2012 4:26:23 GMT -6
HOOOOOLYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*explodes.*
This is Asura. He's a god. A god of what, you ask? Well, to put it in general terms, a god of wrath. And how does he pour out said wrath? With his fists. All six of them. Now, what kind of wrath are we talking about here? The kind that whipes out a country? The kind that destroys a city? Maybe just the teensy weensy bit that doles out much needed justice on that troublesome neighbours kid. How about this: He punches the planet so hard that he goes clean through it, then dusts off the molten hot lava and talks trash to it for being so puny and insignificant. For the record, he's only about six feet something, seven feet at most.
So, what is the point of this game? Wrath, of course. Wrath against what? Well, his buddies, these seven other gods, they think they've got a better way of taking care of existence than punching the hell out of anything that sneezes at them. So they kill the king of gods, frame him, then kill his wife, kidnap his daughter, and then literally hurl him into hell from space. Needless to say, he doesn't take it well.
THATS RIGHT! Go on a rampage all over earth! What's that? Earth not good enough for you? OKAY! Have a fist fight to the death ON THE MOON! Still not good enough!? OKAY! TURN HEAVEN INTO A BLOODBATH! What's that? NEED MOAR!? How about this: A FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH VS THE EARTH ITSELF! RAAAAAAWR! MANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASM!
Let me put it to you this way: I have never felt more empowered playing a game. If Kratos were to ever find himself in this game world, I'd strongly suggest he go make a sandwich and stay the hell out of Asura's way. Why? Because. Kratos can cut up a massive Poseidon the size of Olympus. Asura can punch something of the same size and mass into orbit. And that's about the third or so level into the game. Quite frankly, I have never seen something this damn destructive, nor this damn AWESOME. And the whole thing runs like an anime. It's GLORIOUS. Buy it. Buy it now, or Asura WILL find you.
EDIT: This just in, the powers that be over at Tropes and Idioms have just declared Asura the god of Unstoppable Rage. He picked a fight with Mr. Rogers. And enjoyed every minute of it.
This is Asura. He's a god. A god of what, you ask? Well, to put it in general terms, a god of wrath. And how does he pour out said wrath? With his fists. All six of them. Now, what kind of wrath are we talking about here? The kind that whipes out a country? The kind that destroys a city? Maybe just the teensy weensy bit that doles out much needed justice on that troublesome neighbours kid. How about this: He punches the planet so hard that he goes clean through it, then dusts off the molten hot lava and talks trash to it for being so puny and insignificant. For the record, he's only about six feet something, seven feet at most.
So, what is the point of this game? Wrath, of course. Wrath against what? Well, his buddies, these seven other gods, they think they've got a better way of taking care of existence than punching the hell out of anything that sneezes at them. So they kill the king of gods, frame him, then kill his wife, kidnap his daughter, and then literally hurl him into hell from space. Needless to say, he doesn't take it well.
THATS RIGHT! Go on a rampage all over earth! What's that? Earth not good enough for you? OKAY! Have a fist fight to the death ON THE MOON! Still not good enough!? OKAY! TURN HEAVEN INTO A BLOODBATH! What's that? NEED MOAR!? How about this: A FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH VS THE EARTH ITSELF! RAAAAAAWR! MANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASM!
Let me put it to you this way: I have never felt more empowered playing a game. If Kratos were to ever find himself in this game world, I'd strongly suggest he go make a sandwich and stay the hell out of Asura's way. Why? Because. Kratos can cut up a massive Poseidon the size of Olympus. Asura can punch something of the same size and mass into orbit. And that's about the third or so level into the game. Quite frankly, I have never seen something this damn destructive, nor this damn AWESOME. And the whole thing runs like an anime. It's GLORIOUS. Buy it. Buy it now, or Asura WILL find you.
EDIT: This just in, the powers that be over at Tropes and Idioms have just declared Asura the god of Unstoppable Rage. He picked a fight with Mr. Rogers. And enjoyed every minute of it.
