Fell Contract
Aug 16, 2012 20:59:54 GMT -6
Post by Tuatara 'Tut' Yamen on Aug 16, 2012 20:59:54 GMT -6
So this is a rough draft for Tut's Fell Contract. Please coment, as there are many holes and I want to milk the awsome and hilarity out of it. The idea is to make it, well a contract. Confusing. Misleading. And because it's Tut, ridiculous.
Contract of _________ or _________'s Contract
You, owner/borrower of (insert cool name for Bob), are congratulated on your outstanding achivement of taking (cool name) from the dragon Orpheus*. You must be of great strength or quick wit to have taken (cool name) from it's guardian.
By now you must have discovered (cool name)'s magical properties. If not, roll this paper up and throw it in the trash. By signing this contract, you may gain power, a worthy reward for such a feat you have commited. Signing this contract may make you stronger, faster, smarter, and skilled in your own way (you'll need it). You who signs this contract will gain the ability to take what you want from (cool name) and only you and dragonkin will be able to retrieve anything from (cool name).
Thank you for your time and consideration, good luck with fighting a dragonkin, and good day.
*Orpheus' current identity may not be the same as it origionally was or was when you met him. Orpheus is to be defined as a dragonkin, fairly old by his kind's standards, and the one sent to kill you.**
**Upon the signing*** of this document, Orpheus* or a substitute (incase of his absence) will be sent to cause you pain.***** This pain***** should happen within a good week****** or so after signing this contract
*** Writing your name in ink or blood onto this piece of paper.****
**** This piece of paper being Contract of _________ or _________'s Contract.
***** Pain is defined by anything causing you, a loved one, a pet fish, anyone who knows you, innocent bystanders, enemies, acquaintances, etc. (etc being anything you or someone else can think of that could cause you or basically anyone else harm) physical or mental or spiritual or etc. harm. This includes extreme and unextreme violence.
****** A good week being 7 days or so.*******
******* Or so being give or take a few days from a good week.******
Signature X _____________________________ X
Contract of _________ or _________'s Contract
You, owner/borrower of (insert cool name for Bob), are congratulated on your outstanding achivement of taking (cool name) from the dragon Orpheus*. You must be of great strength or quick wit to have taken (cool name) from it's guardian.
By now you must have discovered (cool name)'s magical properties. If not, roll this paper up and throw it in the trash. By signing this contract, you may gain power, a worthy reward for such a feat you have commited. Signing this contract may make you stronger, faster, smarter, and skilled in your own way (you'll need it). You who signs this contract will gain the ability to take what you want from (cool name) and only you and dragonkin will be able to retrieve anything from (cool name).
Thank you for your time and consideration, good luck with fighting a dragonkin, and good day.
*Orpheus' current identity may not be the same as it origionally was or was when you met him. Orpheus is to be defined as a dragonkin, fairly old by his kind's standards, and the one sent to kill you.**
**Upon the signing*** of this document, Orpheus* or a substitute (incase of his absence) will be sent to cause you pain.***** This pain***** should happen within a good week****** or so after signing this contract
*** Writing your name in ink or blood onto this piece of paper.****
**** This piece of paper being Contract of _________ or _________'s Contract.
***** Pain is defined by anything causing you, a loved one, a pet fish, anyone who knows you, innocent bystanders, enemies, acquaintances, etc. (etc being anything you or someone else can think of that could cause you or basically anyone else harm) physical or mental or spiritual or etc. harm. This includes extreme and unextreme violence.
****** A good week being 7 days or so.*******
******* Or so being give or take a few days from a good week.******
Signature X _____________________________ X