Me and Bob
Apr 12, 2006 17:55:59 GMT -6
Post by Kenshin on Apr 12, 2006 17:55:59 GMT -6
My college campus has a lot of woods on it. So I was taking a walk today when I noticed two squirrels fighting over an acorn. One had the acorn in it's mouth and another was chasing it wildly all over the place. They chased each other up a tree I was near, and the chasing squirrel, which I will now call Bob, caught up to the one with the acorn and jumped on him and made him fall out of the tree, along with the acorn. Bob lost his balance and grabbed onto the branch with his front paws just at the last second. It was awesome, like one of those action movies.
I quickly got the acorn off the ground and the other squirrel ran away while Bob was still hanging on. He pulled himself up and started starring at the acorn I had in my hand. I had taken his prized possession that he had rightfully won from the other squirrel. I...nay, We knew I had the advantage. I wanted to take him home and teach him tricks like lassie, which is everyone's dream right?
I held out the acorn to try to lure him down. Bob starred at that acorn like it was a million dollars. I could see it in his eyes. I slapped my leg and said, "here boy," like he was a dog or something. Bob got scarred and ran up the tree another foot. I figured that wasn't working, so I just held the acorn up in front of him. Bob creeped down the tree slowly and cautiously. He came down and jumped on my hand. I started petting him while he ate the acorn. After he was done, he hopped back on the tree waved goodbye to me. I was just about to leave when I noticed something in the tree next to Bob. I couldn't quite make it out, but it was almost if...then out of nowhere, Blood started gushing out of Bob. What had caught my eye earlier was a ninja. He had been there all along. I looked to run away, but I was surrounded! NINJAS! thousands of them! were all around.
They kidnapped me and brought me to their secret ninja hideout and put me in their jail. I started to think about Bob and screamed out loud, "MURDERERS!" nobody listened to me. I didn't know what to do I was stuck with no escape, then a pirate came and killed all the ninjas and rescued me. The End.
I quickly got the acorn off the ground and the other squirrel ran away while Bob was still hanging on. He pulled himself up and started starring at the acorn I had in my hand. I had taken his prized possession that he had rightfully won from the other squirrel. I...nay, We knew I had the advantage. I wanted to take him home and teach him tricks like lassie, which is everyone's dream right?
I held out the acorn to try to lure him down. Bob starred at that acorn like it was a million dollars. I could see it in his eyes. I slapped my leg and said, "here boy," like he was a dog or something. Bob got scarred and ran up the tree another foot. I figured that wasn't working, so I just held the acorn up in front of him. Bob creeped down the tree slowly and cautiously. He came down and jumped on my hand. I started petting him while he ate the acorn. After he was done, he hopped back on the tree waved goodbye to me. I was just about to leave when I noticed something in the tree next to Bob. I couldn't quite make it out, but it was almost if...then out of nowhere, Blood started gushing out of Bob. What had caught my eye earlier was a ninja. He had been there all along. I looked to run away, but I was surrounded! NINJAS! thousands of them! were all around.
They kidnapped me and brought me to their secret ninja hideout and put me in their jail. I started to think about Bob and screamed out loud, "MURDERERS!" nobody listened to me. I didn't know what to do I was stuck with no escape, then a pirate came and killed all the ninjas and rescued me. The End.
Kirala-Daughter
