A HAPPY YULE FOR YOU TO BE HAVING
Dec 25, 2015 13:57:18 GMT -6
Post by Perun on Dec 25, 2015 13:57:18 GMT -6
HELLO LITTLE PEOPLE FROM WORLD OUTSIDE OF PERUN'S HOME VALLEY. THIS YEAR PERUN IS BEING HOPING TO GIVE ALL THE PEOPLE A TASTE OF HOW HIS PEOPLE ARE CELEBRATING THE SHORTEST DAY OF YEAR AS A WAY OF GIVE RUDE GESTURE TO GODS OF EVIL AND DARKNESS! IT IS BEING CALLED DRINKING JOL OR BEING "YULE TO DRINK"!
It is beginning with Perun's people dragging big fir trees from the outside and bringing them to be being inside of houses. Then YOUR ARE BEING DRINKING AS MANY HORNS OF MEAD AS YOU CAN AND THEN BEING THROW ANY S**T YOU CAN FIND ONTO TREE. Then we are killing goat and lighting candles to ward of spirits. At night time peoples are bringing gifts around to every household and leave them gift that you are knowing they have been wanting as well as very much bread. We are always telling children that the presents and bread is from Ded Moroz, old man with big beard. With him was always small girl helper Snegurochka, who was being small and being handing him right presents because Ded Moroz was being forgetting.
THIS YEAR LITTLE PEOPLE PERUN IS BEING YOUR DED MOROZ BUT HE IS NOT HAVING BREAD, ONLY GIFTS. Perun is guessing Jew-ull would have to be Snegurochka.
Donovan - First is being Perun's best friend Duno-ven, who Perun is going to be giving a small book a merchant was being saying had old plays in it.
Duma - Doom-ha is being getting a whetstone being made with odd enchantment that is making it and sword smell like peppermint.
Remus - For Re-moose Perun is being getting him a statue of his little priest woman who is also being his god for odd reason, he was being whittling little statue for a long time.
Jule - For Jew-ull Perun is getting sword belt that can be being have pads that won't hurt Jew-ull if she is getting thrown around.
Mila - Perun is giving Meel-ha a little wooden Bael that he was carving.
Drei - For Drei Perun is getting black robe because he doesn't know what else the quiet man could maybe be wanting.
Chelsea - For Chell-sie Perun is being get a new saddle for her Pegasus that is not having wings.
Kenshin - For Kenshin Perun is getting a pair of red pants that he can be wearing whenever he is not wanting to wear a red thing on arms but still is wanting people to know he is being the crimson demon.
Richter - For Rikk-tur Perun is being getting a big coat just in case Richter is needing to go to cold places.
Gar- For Gar Perun is giving a new compass that is being having designs of ships around it.
Zacharia - For Zack-rya Perun is giving a small game with little pieces that have to be crossing a board and killing other pieces.
Charlotte - Perun is giving Chuck a box that is being filled with masks.
Clair - For Clair Perun is being get a scroll that is having a painting of a pegasus on it.
Ilheod- To Ill-heed Perun is giving old banner he is finding in Bern, it is big and is having wyverns on it.
Zahhak - For Zahhak Perun is being get a little ball of cloth that is having beans in it that people can be punching instead of being punching people.
Derick - For Derick Perun is going to be giving a a map of Etrurian towns so that they will be easy to be being found.
Yaen - For Yaen Perun is going to be giving a case mad specifically to be holding swords with a glass part to be showing the sword.
Mel - Mel is being getting all of the apples.
Marle - For Marle Perun is giving a case of armor polish.
Alex - For Alex Perun is being getting a set of sleeves to be putting over tome covers.
Emily - Perun is to be getting Emily a charm to hang in her horsething or pegasus' mane. Or on Why-vurn thing.
Hal - Perun is getting a new saddle bag that can cling tight to where Hal is being flying.
Sonia- Perun is bought Sonia Mila's book on monsters.
Edward - For Edward Perun is getting a Jar full of hard candy.
Nora - For Nora Perun is being getting a new shooting glove lined with fur.
Hugo - For Hugo Perun is getting a straight razor with a handle carved like bow from Lycia.
Tiz - For Tiz Perun is getting an old crest from Laus' guard.
Isabel - For Isabel Perun is being give an old lyre that he is thinking will remind of friend.
Jabal - Perun is going to be giving Jabal coupon for one free arm wrestle match.
Syana - For Syana Perun will be give a jar of face paint that is smells like blue rasberries.
Synkkis - For Synkkis Perun is being giving a small deer skull he found with antlers.
Vincent - To Vincent Perun is going to give a hair of shoes with steel heels becuase he is hearing he is been cutting his a lot.
Aaron - Aaron is being get a robe that can blend in with certain rocks and trees.
Jared - For Jared Perun is getting a little yellow hat.
Rilcha - For little pink haired child Perun is getting wooden training sword which is having lead in middle for weight.
Hektor - For Hektor Perun is getting a big flag with Ilian snowflake on it.
Madness - Madness is getting nothing. You are being losing. Good day sir.
It is beginning with Perun's people dragging big fir trees from the outside and bringing them to be being inside of houses. Then YOUR ARE BEING DRINKING AS MANY HORNS OF MEAD AS YOU CAN AND THEN BEING THROW ANY S**T YOU CAN FIND ONTO TREE. Then we are killing goat and lighting candles to ward of spirits. At night time peoples are bringing gifts around to every household and leave them gift that you are knowing they have been wanting as well as very much bread. We are always telling children that the presents and bread is from Ded Moroz, old man with big beard. With him was always small girl helper Snegurochka, who was being small and being handing him right presents because Ded Moroz was being forgetting.
THIS YEAR LITTLE PEOPLE PERUN IS BEING YOUR DED MOROZ BUT HE IS NOT HAVING BREAD, ONLY GIFTS. Perun is guessing Jew-ull would have to be Snegurochka.
Donovan - First is being Perun's best friend Duno-ven, who Perun is going to be giving a small book a merchant was being saying had old plays in it.
Duma - Doom-ha is being getting a whetstone being made with odd enchantment that is making it and sword smell like peppermint.
Remus - For Re-moose Perun is being getting him a statue of his little priest woman who is also being his god for odd reason, he was being whittling little statue for a long time.
Jule - For Jew-ull Perun is getting sword belt that can be being have pads that won't hurt Jew-ull if she is getting thrown around.
Mila - Perun is giving Meel-ha a little wooden Bael that he was carving.
Drei - For Drei Perun is getting black robe because he doesn't know what else the quiet man could maybe be wanting.
Chelsea - For Chell-sie Perun is being get a new saddle for her Pegasus that is not having wings.
Kenshin - For Kenshin Perun is getting a pair of red pants that he can be wearing whenever he is not wanting to wear a red thing on arms but still is wanting people to know he is being the crimson demon.
Richter - For Rikk-tur Perun is being getting a big coat just in case Richter is needing to go to cold places.
Gar- For Gar Perun is giving a new compass that is being having designs of ships around it.
Zacharia - For Zack-rya Perun is giving a small game with little pieces that have to be crossing a board and killing other pieces.
Charlotte - Perun is giving Chuck a box that is being filled with masks.
Clair - For Clair Perun is being get a scroll that is having a painting of a pegasus on it.
Ilheod- To Ill-heed Perun is giving old banner he is finding in Bern, it is big and is having wyverns on it.
Zahhak - For Zahhak Perun is being get a little ball of cloth that is having beans in it that people can be punching instead of being punching people.
Derick - For Derick Perun is going to be giving a a map of Etrurian towns so that they will be easy to be being found.
Yaen - For Yaen Perun is going to be giving a case mad specifically to be holding swords with a glass part to be showing the sword.
Mel - Mel is being getting all of the apples.
Marle - For Marle Perun is giving a case of armor polish.
Alex - For Alex Perun is being getting a set of sleeves to be putting over tome covers.
Emily - Perun is to be getting Emily a charm to hang in her horsething or pegasus' mane. Or on Why-vurn thing.
Hal - Perun is getting a new saddle bag that can cling tight to where Hal is being flying.
Sonia- Perun is bought Sonia Mila's book on monsters.
Edward - For Edward Perun is getting a Jar full of hard candy.
Nora - For Nora Perun is being getting a new shooting glove lined with fur.
Hugo - For Hugo Perun is getting a straight razor with a handle carved like bow from Lycia.
Tiz - For Tiz Perun is getting an old crest from Laus' guard.
Isabel - For Isabel Perun is being give an old lyre that he is thinking will remind of friend.
Jabal - Perun is going to be giving Jabal coupon for one free arm wrestle match.
Syana - For Syana Perun will be give a jar of face paint that is smells like blue rasberries.
Synkkis - For Synkkis Perun is being giving a small deer skull he found with antlers.
Vincent - To Vincent Perun is going to give a hair of shoes with steel heels becuase he is hearing he is been cutting his a lot.
Aaron - Aaron is being get a robe that can blend in with certain rocks and trees.
Jared - For Jared Perun is getting a little yellow hat.
Rilcha - For little pink haired child Perun is getting wooden training sword which is having lead in middle for weight.
Hektor - For Hektor Perun is getting a big flag with Ilian snowflake on it.
Madness - Madness is getting nothing. You are being losing. Good day sir.
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