Vander Rimgate
Thief
The following statement is true: the preceding statment is false.
Posts: 29
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Post by Vander Rimgate on Jan 12, 2013 23:04:59 GMT -6
Granted, but several of you are severely injured in the process.
I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish...
((Too easy. Kudos to somehow who can be creative with this one.))
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Perrin
Monk
Err...I can't remember anything! *has a revelation* Oh, that's who I am..
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Post by Perrin on Jan 13, 2013 13:02:49 GMT -6
Granted, but now you are a flounder that forever will roam the bottom of the ocean, until, that is, you become a shark's lunch.
I wish, I wish, I wish I was a ... dish?
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Hal
Soldier
Wings of Courage
I've got 99 problems and Elesia caused every one.
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Post by Hal on Jan 13, 2013 13:32:56 GMT -6
Granted, but you were in a china store when a bull ran in.
I wish I knew why Aeros wished to be a fish.
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Zacharia
Shaman
Kingmaker
"You fight for the promise of a better tomorrow for this country."
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Post by Zacharia on Jan 13, 2013 13:44:48 GMT -6
Granted; the knowledge drives you mad and you now want to be a fish as well.
I wish I could fly and breathe from high up so I wouldn't need to take the bus.
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Edrick
Shaman
Even in darkness one can devote themself to the light.
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Post by Edrick on Jan 13, 2013 15:47:14 GMT -6
Granted but now your body can't handle the the high oxygen levels back on the surface of earth so you are forced to live up in the atmosphere forever alone. I wish that Golden Sun wasn't so addicting so I could focus on a post.
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Perrin
Monk
Err...I can't remember anything! *has a revelation* Oh, that's who I am..
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Post by Perrin on Jan 14, 2013 20:02:04 GMT -6
Granted, but because of Golden Sun's failure to capture you attention, instead of writing a post, you search forever and ever for something else to capture attention, just to get away from the atrocities of writing a post.
I wish I did not have to read Communist Manifesto for my AP History class...
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Aeros
Manakete
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Post by Aeros on Jan 14, 2013 20:32:18 GMT -6
Granted. You now have to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special and both animated Titanic movies by your next class period. The teacher knows both EXTREMELY well and has suddenly decided that he/she adores those films and that they are some of the greatest pieces of art in history. There will be a DETAILED exam that will probably take most of the schoolday.
I wish I would stop obsessing over the badness of the Star Wars Holiday Special. :-D
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Selibas
Hero
The Little Wolf
My Word is Iron.
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Post by Selibas on Jul 28, 2013 18:28:06 GMT -6
Granted but George Lucas makes a prequel.
I wish the Royal Baby had been named Lion-O Lord of the Thunder Cats.
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Vander Rimgate
Thief
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Post by Vander Rimgate on Jul 31, 2013 13:37:07 GMT -6
Granted. He gets killed by He-Man in an epic Death Battle, leaving the world devastated in more ways than one.
I wish I were better at StarCraft.
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Marcus
Manakete
Dragon Reborn
Hell and back is a long way to go, but my journey's only begun.
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Post by Marcus on Jul 31, 2013 14:00:36 GMT -6
Granted, but in your next match you are pulled into the game and killed by an oncoming Zerg rush.
I wish I didn't have hand-eye coordination problems.
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Post by Tuatara 'Tut' Yamen on Jul 31, 2013 14:41:51 GMT -6
Granted, but your hands now move where ever your eyes do.
I wish money grew on trees.
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Selibas
Hero
The Little Wolf
My Word is Iron.
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Post by Selibas on Jul 31, 2013 15:29:26 GMT -6
Granted, it's those squashed oval pennies.
I wish it rained more.
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Hal
Soldier
Wings of Courage
I've got 99 problems and Elesia caused every one.
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Post by Hal on Jul 31, 2013 18:10:32 GMT -6
Granted, with all the rain your house became the Water Temple.
I wish I could clone myself and send them to work for me.
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Post by Nayru Al-Saiduq on Jul 31, 2013 18:23:57 GMT -6
Granted, but your clones do a terrible job and get you fired.
I wish I had a cookie.
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Hal
Soldier
Wings of Courage
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Post by Hal on Jul 31, 2013 18:41:27 GMT -6
Granted, but it's really a dog treat. Arf arf!
I wish Tuesday would get here faster >.<
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