Edrick
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Post by Edrick on Dec 11, 2012 18:52:24 GMT -6
Granted but if the REALLY is not capitalized you will read it anyway.
I wish this the thread would not die every time Aeros posted.
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Zacharia
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Post by Zacharia on Dec 11, 2012 18:53:52 GMT -6
Granted; it now dies every other post.
I wish we had more good forum games like this one.
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Perrin
Monk
Err...I can't remember anything! *has a revelation* Oh, that's who I am..
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Post by Perrin on Dec 11, 2012 19:09:35 GMT -6
Granted. But now everyone on this thread begins to play other forum games, and forgets about this one. And as a result, no one gets to feel the humor of a perfectly corrupted wish, and everyone's life becomes bleak and bland, full of gray and nothingness.
I wish I could re-read the Shadowmarch series by Tad Williams with the same vigor and excitement I had the first time I read it.
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Edrick
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Post by Edrick on Dec 12, 2012 18:08:14 GMT -6
Granted but every other book in the universe is now boring to you as though you have already read them.
I wish that there was better stuff on T.V.
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Post by Treysin on Dec 23, 2012 14:25:58 GMT -6
Granted, there is better stuf on T.V., but nothing to watch.
I wish i had a soda.
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Edrick
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Post by Edrick on Dec 23, 2012 14:28:37 GMT -6
Granted but I shook it up first.
I wish Minecraft for X-Box would update faster.
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Claire Labelle
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Post by Claire Labelle on Dec 23, 2012 15:30:31 GMT -6
Granted but your xbl time ran out.
I wish the Wii U Zelda would come out sooner.
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Perrin
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Err...I can't remember anything! *has a revelation* Oh, that's who I am..
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Post by Perrin on Dec 23, 2012 22:14:48 GMT -6
(I wish that too!) Granted, but the developers rush the game, and through a series of awkward events Link ends up dying, and you end up playing the game as Ganondorf.
I wish I had a chocolate bar.
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Post by Treysin on Dec 24, 2012 1:57:10 GMT -6
Granted, but it is half eaten already
I wish I had a better labtop
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Edrick
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Post by Edrick on Dec 24, 2012 10:01:35 GMT -6
Granted but it's filled with viruses so bad that it runs worse than the one you have now and you can't get the viruses out.
I wish there were more hours in a day to do more things.
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Zacharia
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Post by Zacharia on Dec 27, 2012 15:47:13 GMT -6
Granted, but time goes by faster to accommodate for the extra hours.
I wish that Rare hadn't been bought.
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Vander Rimgate
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Post by Vander Rimgate on Jan 12, 2013 21:48:49 GMT -6
Granted. It went under completely instead.
I wish I only had to write 2899 words for my Freshman Seminar essay instead of 3000.
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Selibas
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The Little Wolf
My Word is Iron.
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Post by Selibas on Jan 12, 2013 22:01:46 GMT -6
Granted, but they all have to be setups for jokes with no punchlines, causing the reader of the essay to give you a low grade, due to all of that build-up with no satisfaction of a laugh. You are kicked out of school, and work at a company that cuts it's employees pay to give money to it's owners. People stop supporting this company, and it fails, leaving any former employees seeming untrustworthy due to terrible news reporting. You are unable to get a job, and live on the juice from soup cans. 101 words Aeros. 101 words.
I wish what I just said wasn't so mean.
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Post by Kenshin on Jan 12, 2013 22:54:14 GMT -6
Granted. You're so nice now everybody takes advantage of you, even your new pet goldfish.
I wish Nintendo figured out we're tired of Fire/Fighting starters.
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Selibas
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Post by Selibas on Jan 12, 2013 23:00:25 GMT -6
Granted, now all three starters are lame bug pokemon. They're lame, not the bug type.
I wish my family would take down our Christmas tree.
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