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Post by The Madness on May 1, 2014 2:02:40 GMT -6
Granted, but not it takes forever to go trough with your decisions.
I wish that Soggies ruled.
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Kyle
Nomad
Why must people ruin my jobs?
Posts: 148
Profession: Hired bow.
Affiliation: None
Guild: Yes
Affinity: Wind
OoC Alias: E
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Post by Kyle on May 1, 2014 4:05:54 GMT -6
Granted, but they only rule a laughably small island that is constantly getting hit by natural disasters.
I wish people could spell.
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Dietrich Landrik
Mercenary
GAZE AT MEIN ROLLED SLEEVES, NOOBKOPF
Posts: 81
Sacae Fame: -1
Western Isles Fame: 1
Profession: Mercenary Marine
Affinity: Thunder
Profile: Profile - Journal
OoC Alias: Synkkis
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Post by Dietrich Landrik on May 1, 2014 4:17:14 GMT -6
Granted. But they can only spell in binary.
I wish the ride would end.
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Post by The Madness on May 1, 2014 6:54:18 GMT -6
Granted, the ride has ended. In the middle of a loop. You are now stuck there for all eternity.
I wish I could promote already.
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Post by Roin Valor on May 1, 2014 9:07:08 GMT -6
Granted, but you can only promote into a Princess.
I wish my wish wasn't corrupt, but that would be cheating. I wish Dave Chappelle got his show back.
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Rosa Blackthorn
Myrmidon
A pirate with killer looks and swordsmanship. Daughter of the dreaded Baret "Blackheart" Blackthorn.
Posts: 23
Profession: Pirate
OoC Alias: Rosa Blackthorn
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Post by Rosa Blackthorn on May 1, 2014 18:52:38 GMT -6
Granted, but it's now horrible instead of funny.
I wish that I had didn't feel sick. @_@
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Alizarin
Shaman
magic went sideways
Posts: 86
Profession: Resident Lunatic
Affinity: Dark
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Post by Alizarin on May 1, 2014 22:58:50 GMT -6
You're not sick anymore, but you got turned to a statue.
I wish I had pancakes for breakfast.
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Rosa Blackthorn
Myrmidon
A pirate with killer looks and swordsmanship. Daughter of the dreaded Baret "Blackheart" Blackthorn.
Posts: 23
Profession: Pirate
OoC Alias: Rosa Blackthorn
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Post by Rosa Blackthorn on May 2, 2014 1:32:54 GMT -6
Granted, but they're cooked improperly and turn out green. Everyone around you who eats them suddenly seems to drop dead.
I wish my sleeping schedule would make up its mind.
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Post by The Madness on May 2, 2014 2:13:22 GMT -6
Granted. Now you sleep for only 30 minutes starting at 12PM.
I wish they would make a sequel to pokemon conquest.
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Alizarin
Shaman
magic went sideways
Posts: 86
Profession: Resident Lunatic
Affinity: Dark
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Post by Alizarin on May 2, 2014 2:34:23 GMT -6
Granted. Crappy sequel though.
I wish I had a cool mustache.
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Post by Roin Valor on May 2, 2014 4:59:47 GMT -6
Granted. The mustache is so cool that you are completely ignored and people just put their hands on your face to touch your mustache, beating you up for being so close to the cool master-stache.
I wish the Hunt was on.
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Post by The Madness on May 2, 2014 5:23:31 GMT -6
Granted. You are the one being hunted.
I wish they would already post the new Epic Rap Battles of history.
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Samuali
Soldier
I am getting better and better, so you better watch out!
Posts: 106
Profession: Wanderer
Affinity: Wind
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Post by Samuali on May 6, 2014 16:06:50 GMT -6
Granted, they do. BUT they are incomplete and only the name and first few seconds are released driving you insane from wanting to know the rest which they never do release.
I wish i could have a photo of my doctor's face when he came in to tell me that i would not be able to walk for at least 24 hours and i walked up from my bed and shook his hand before he finished his statement.
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Alizarin
Shaman
magic went sideways
Posts: 86
Profession: Resident Lunatic
Affinity: Dark
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Post by Alizarin on May 6, 2014 18:13:55 GMT -6
Granted. You were completely unable to walk after that.
I wish for a time machine.
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Zacharia
Shaman
Kingmaker
"You fight for the promise of a better tomorrow for this country."
Posts: 172
Bern Fame: 3
Illia Fame: -2
Profession: Advisor
Affiliation: Bernese Senate
Affinity: Thunder
Profile: Link
OoC Alias: Zach
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Post by Zacharia on May 6, 2014 18:16:26 GMT -6
Granted, but it leaves without you and disappears into the Mesozoic era.
I wish for flies to not come near my house.
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